How to Not Get Caught Cheating on Your Significant Other

I speak from experience as a Lady Player with no shame in my game. Lady Players have a good man whom they love and cherish and will spend their whole lives with. But, this doesn't mean they're not also interested in having some fun.

Read on to find out how to have your very own man on the side with no strings attached. Or, if you're suspicious about your partner (because she's not following these rules and is about to get caught), read on and investigate into how she does it.

1. Never let him contact you.

The number one rule is that your man on the side is never allowed to contact you. He can never call, email, or text. This eliminates any suspicious missed calls or flirtatious texts that your main man might see. A sex buddy has to have lots of self control to comply with this rule. The moment he breaks the rule, you drop him and find another. You're calling the shots here. Play it like a true playa.

2. Find a young stud.

Even if you're not true cougar age (not that you'd ever admit it anyway), it's fun to pretend. Younger guys are less experienced sexually and socially. They will be more willing to deal with rule number one above. Plus, the age difference adds sizzle in between the sheets. You'll have them begging at your knees.

3. Never deviate from the normal schedule. Don't make excuses.

Make sure you have a schedule of activities that will get you of the house on a regular basis. If you have work, get a day off and plan a rendezvous, but still say you're going to work. Get dressed and leave when you normally do and get home when you normally do. The same goes go for any normally scheduled activity. If you go shopping a lot on the weekends by yourself, plan a rendezvous, but make like you're going shopping and actually bring something home. Never make excuses that turn into a pattern. Calling every Thursday night that you're working late just isn't believable after the first time.

4. Never let him come to your home.

Physically separating the two relationships will help you emotionally separate the two in your mind. Also, there are too many variables when someone enters your home. Objects get moved. Sheets get rumpled. Scents linger. You never know when your partner might return even if it is a scheduled work day. As the saying goes, don't s*** where you sleep.

5. No one can tell anyone.

You cannot trust anyone else to keep your secret but you. If your man ever does get suspicious, he will have no one to ask about the cheating but you. And, of course you can use your powers of persuasion and denial to get yourself out of that one. He will have no proof and no one to trust but you. The same rule goes for your boy toy. If he doesn't feel like he needs to comply, then drop him. Think about your goals here. We're not trying to get caught now or ever. Finding someone discreet is vital.

6. No access.

Don't allow your partner to have access to your computer, email, phone, credit cards, or bank account. Have different passwords for different accounts and never share them. You can still be emotionally connected and loving and share a life together, but ladies, this is about protecting your independence.

7. Destroy all evidence.

Always delete text messages, emails, chat logs, voicemails, and browsing history (or better yet use Google Chrome incognito mode). As far as anyone knows, you two don't even communicate with each other, how could you be having an affair together? Even if your partner doesn't have access, why are you keeping the evidence? Those dirty messages are nothing to get sentimental over.

8. No one he knows.

Sort of a close relation to many of the rules above. Don't s*** where you sleep. Find someone off the radar. That way you avoid the problem of boyfriend number 2 telling on you or acting strange around your partner because what, oh they were best friends. True lady players are better than that.

Conclusion

All in all, I hope these tips serve you well. Remember to always use your best judgment, hide all evidence, and deny, deny, deny!